Infini-Cow

It's no secret that Big Bro loves to eat steak. He would eat steak for lunch and dinner, every single day, if possible. Possibly breakfast as well... He likes it cut into strips, nicely trimmed, no char.

Big Daddy made a delicious broiled skirt steak earlier this week. Wonderfully seasoned and tender, cut into strips. Skirt steak is easy because there really aren't any ends to trim off, unlike a strip steak or even a center round, which require trimming. London Broil & skirt --> just cut into strips! While we ate dinner, I told Big Bro how I admired that quality of skirt steak - no ends.. Without missing a beat, he looked at me with a smile and told me that it would have to have "ends", otherwise it would go on for infinity. He continued, that a cow as big as infinity would be bigger than the entire earth and could only be roasted by putting it next to the sun.. but that would even be bad, because it would be bigger than the sun... further, that it would be so big, it would probably cause a black hole and fall into it (fall into itself?)? And there we have it, Infini-Cow. Big Bro did think the idea of a roasted Infini-Cow would be a most lovely idea though, because then he could eat steak all the time.