Things you don't want to hear your four year old say...

I was playing with Lil Bro in his room, having just finished his diaper change.  Big bro was in the kitchen, absorbed with a toy catalog, construction paper and his safety scissors.  He was cutting pictures out of the catalog and thinking about his Christmas list.  Then I hear..

Mommy, guess what?  The cat let me cut his hair !!

What?????  it was just a little tiny bit, I can't believe the cat let him get that close with scissors! A stern time-out and talking to was then the order of the day.