How old?

My little boy will be two years old in a few weeks. (requisite mommy sigh..)

We're working on the whole "how old are you" bit with John. A conversation last week went something to the effect of "John, how old are you doing to be?", with the reply being "twenty-two!!!". Well, he got one digit right!

Yesterday, I again asked "How old are you doing to be John?". This time he replied "twenty minutes".

Twenty minutes.. I like that one!